Eine Ode an Sarah Haskins:
is my celebrity imaginary girlfriend
I know she’s not /that/ famous yet,
but I like to get in on the ground floor of celebrity imaginary girlfriends
I’m sure when she hears this song
she’ll be horrified.
Really creeped out.
Sarah Haskins says the sorts of things
That I think when I’m watching ads on TV
She points out how ridiculously stupid the messaging is
By using sarcastic hyperbole
Sarah Haskins compared to Brett Erlich is really tall,
but I bet it’s really just that Brett is just really small because
to me I bet she’d seem like average height ‚cause I’m also