Eine Ode an Sarah Haskins:
Lyrics:
Sarah Haskins
is my celebrity imaginary girlfriend
I know she’s not /that/ famous yet,
but I like to get in on the ground floor of celebrity imaginary girlfriends
I’m sure when she hears this song
she’ll be horrified.
Really creeped out.
[bass solo]
Sarah Haskins says the sorts of things
That I think when I’m watching ads on TV
She points out how ridiculously stupid the messaging is
By using sarcastic hyperbole
Bass solo!
[bass solo]
Sarah Haskins compared to Brett Erlich is really tall,
but I bet it’s really just that Brett is just really small because
to me I bet she’d seem like average height ‚cause I’m also
really tall.
(That’s all)
via current.com.